uhm ok. go.
so yeah in the city getting ready to go back to school. was waiting for everyone to get back into town so was just chilllaxin with N.M.F. who cut his hair. look. see:

we did the usual boring thangs. highlights included meeting "Mark" at welcome to the johnsons who claimed to be a cop. but then told me and noah very different answers to very basic questions (i.e. where do you patrol) and proceeded to give noah a gabillion handshakes and be generally completely incoherent.


also the bartender looked like julian casablancas. i was so pressed.


anyhooo then Ryan and Andrew rolled back into town for the first day of school which was exciting! So we went up to my Aunt's nice apartment and had a nice dinner. with nice wine. or. alot of really ok wine.
pre dinner:

we blessed the food

look! i totally made this and it was totally edible! I learned how to make it by watching 30 minutes meals on the food channel! Thanks Rachel Ray!

digging in

demolishing

mmmmm. so good. not at all vegan.

ryan making that ryan face.

Noah showed up with more booze. and ice cream.



so at this point. everyone was feeling a little tipsy.

except noah. he was still kicking it ice cream style.

but anyways andrew was getting a little silly

and he made a silly game. a silly dangrous game. it was like russian roulette with a stapler. and then we played spelling bee. and andrew lost.

anyways then i was drunk and i made everyone watch top chef and then i made noah pee off of the balcony.


OK SO. since the first dinner party was such a success we decided to have another one on Thursday night to celebrate the end of the first week of the new semester and the arrival of the queen of awesome aka Stephanie Berry! We did it at my new apt. in Brooklyn this time though.

Ryan got there first, he was super amped!


Andrew and Noah showed up in a bit and the boys had the brilliant idea of doing irish car bombs!
The boys:

Me n Ryan: (yeah, i drool on myself in the end, i know, whats up)


Then Stephanie showed up YAY!

and then it was time to digggg into the buritto type things I made.


Andrew was a true prince and totally served everyone. Check him out.


OH yeah. I totaly forgot theres this fucked up video of Noah opening a can of beans with a steak knife because we didnt have a can opener.



This is Noah with my new roomate Melissa.

Andrew was feeling reallll nice.


Stephanie likes to take pictures of herself almost as much as me. I mean thats probably why we get along so well, since we both love to look at ourselves so much.

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krunkest!


and then we went to clems. I never even realized that the Tequila there was clear until I saw these photos later. Oh rail beverages.... yum yum. anways some other stuff happened but whatever.