blah blah blah ok so anyways. Stephanie was still here so we had to have some serious fun. Saturday night was seriously insane and insanely fun even though a million gabillion things went wrong for me. but it snowed. which was so right.

She met up with her CO homie Kyle (who also goes to NYU) at some crazy party where we actually ran into some Boston peepz too or whatever, but Steph and I had ingested a fair amount of wine at this point. so it really was whatever.


and then Steph got a funny feeling.


and it started snowing!



alot.



and before we knew it it was a total white out and we charged out of the party that we were at and into the streets!


earlier I had written "WHAT IT DO" on my hands and in the rush of super drunk people running out of the builing (it was like 3am everyone in NYC was wasted) and into the snow, I heard this kid (like seriously the 6th kid that night) screaming "WAMP WAMP WHAT IT DO WHAT IT DO" in the snow and I ran right after him. Check out our totally coherent conversation (for real, like seriously, for real man!)


and after that i lost my keys and my wallet and slipped in the snow on my face and had my teeth like chew off my lip which was not so awesome. but aside from all that stuff it was a massssive night (i got my wallet and keys back laterz tho!)

The next night things got even better because Josh Scannnnn texted me to tell me that he was in town and I freaked out! because we all know ScannMan brings the party. or at least the blacking out.

Noah drove in from Yonkers and was our brilliant navigator all night. We started off the night driving on all sorts of highways I don't remember and singing along to Nuetral Milk Hotel and Stephan Malkmus and all sorts of other nonsense that I would not usually deem fitting for kicking off a Saturday night but somehow it worked out.




We met up with Josh and Lizz at some bar I had never been to before but it was really awesome and had cheap drinks so we got loaded yay!


oh yeah and noah had some cool things done to his American Apparel sweatshirt.


and then stephanie convinced me to take pictures of people with her armpit hair. so it was time to go dance!


AT SAVALAS YAY!


Josh had like 10 more drinks when we got there. he really needed them.


anyways. then we got all sorts of embarrasing and totally took over the dance floor, justifying it by saying silly things like "OMG EVERYONE HERE IS LOOKING AT US WE ARE SO HOT" or "LOOK THEY'RE FORMING A CIRCLE AROUND US BECAUSE THEY CANT DANCE AS GOOD AS US". they did form a circle around us. but probably for other reasons.


anyways we got crazy.




Josh and Lizz in Love

Josh and Noah in Love


Miss Berry doing her thang


For some reason we thought group pictures were brilliant and periodically would take them (read every 2 minutes). So every few minutes everyone in the club would have to clear out of the way as we drunkenly clutched each other and sang obnoxiously loud while someone fumbled with my perpetually overheating camera.







Also, Josh using his flannel as a cape: epic.


but Lizz taking off her shirt and using it as a cape: massive



Noah doing the "hold up"


Me doing the "im fine"


more getting down.





anyways then we left to go back out into the 10 degree weather so that people could play pool? I could not play pool. I could barely take pictures. see...




Josh's butt hahahahahahahahahahai'mfive!


anyways then we ended the night on this high note. ridic.

uhm ok. go.
so yeah in the city getting ready to go back to school. was waiting for everyone to get back into town so was just chilllaxin with N.M.F. who cut his hair. look. see:

we did the usual boring thangs. highlights included meeting "Mark" at welcome to the johnsons who claimed to be a cop. but then told me and noah very different answers to very basic questions (i.e. where do you patrol) and proceeded to give noah a gabillion handshakes and be generally completely incoherent.


also the bartender looked like julian casablancas. i was so pressed.


anyhooo then Ryan and Andrew rolled back into town for the first day of school which was exciting! So we went up to my Aunt's nice apartment and had a nice dinner. with nice wine. or. alot of really ok wine.
pre dinner:

we blessed the food

look! i totally made this and it was totally edible! I learned how to make it by watching 30 minutes meals on the food channel! Thanks Rachel Ray!

digging in

demolishing

mmmmm. so good. not at all vegan.

ryan making that ryan face.

Noah showed up with more booze. and ice cream.



so at this point. everyone was feeling a little tipsy.

except noah. he was still kicking it ice cream style.

but anyways andrew was getting a little silly

and he made a silly game. a silly dangrous game. it was like russian roulette with a stapler. and then we played spelling bee. and andrew lost.

anyways then i was drunk and i made everyone watch top chef and then i made noah pee off of the balcony.


OK SO. since the first dinner party was such a success we decided to have another one on Thursday night to celebrate the end of the first week of the new semester and the arrival of the queen of awesome aka Stephanie Berry! We did it at my new apt. in Brooklyn this time though.

Ryan got there first, he was super amped!


Andrew and Noah showed up in a bit and the boys had the brilliant idea of doing irish car bombs!
The boys:

Me n Ryan: (yeah, i drool on myself in the end, i know, whats up)


Then Stephanie showed up YAY!

and then it was time to digggg into the buritto type things I made.


Andrew was a true prince and totally served everyone. Check him out.


OH yeah. I totaly forgot theres this fucked up video of Noah opening a can of beans with a steak knife because we didnt have a can opener.



This is Noah with my new roomate Melissa.

Andrew was feeling reallll nice.


Stephanie likes to take pictures of herself almost as much as me. I mean thats probably why we get along so well, since we both love to look at ourselves so much.

krunk

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krunkest!


and then we went to clems. I never even realized that the Tequila there was clear until I saw these photos later. Oh rail beverages.... yum yum. anways some other stuff happened but whatever.